To detect a one see whether he going to finger your ass first. To detect a zero see whether he ask for you to finger him or he going to lie there and scream like a girl? ??

一開始同男朋友一齊嘅時候我第一次見一個咁純情咁可愛嘅男仔，所以我決定左要好好保護佢，照顧佢下半世。
為左佢，我決定左放棄以前呢個圈子嘅花花世界，淨係同佢一個。
為左佢，我忍足三個月唔同佢XX，就係為左等空窗期之後同佢驗血，俾安全感佢。
到一齊耐左之後，我發覺我有啲好變態嘅癖好.. 我成日一返到屋企就會除就up左成日嘅臭襪迫佢聞，
見到個掙扎個樣我竟然內心有啲high 之後我放屁嘅時候又會迫佢聞仲問佢香唔香，呢掛天氣開始熱，
我仲會我夜晚晚焗左成日之後R下面迫佢聞，如果嗰日好臭嘅話我會好有成功感，
尤其係見到佢係咁掙扎同推開我隻手，真係好可愛好cuteBB我知你有睇架，今日真係好熱丫，
今晚老公有啲禮物送俾你
P.S. 我到底係咪有SM癖好呢

我同男友拍咗大約五年拖
男友係雙性戀，而且可一可零，係一個真vers
而我係一個純零
佢拍拖、性經驗都好豐富，但全部都係同女仔，所以我係佢第一個男人一開始識佢時，我已經覺得佢好好
佢好顧家、外表又ok、事業又好
不過佢當時已經有女友，所以我冇諗過有一日會同佢拍拖有一日，佢喊住打比我，叫我陪佢飲酒
佢話同女友分咗手，個女人比帽佢戴
我落bar揾到佢時，佢已經爛醉如泥，所以我送佢番屋企
果晚，我唔知佢係扮醉定當咗我係佢條女
佢同我發生咗關係，大家幫大家口完之後，佢就入咗我
其間，佢叫咗我個名幾次後來，我地正式開始拍拖
佢知我只係同男仔拍過拖，而佢就只係同女仔拍過
就係呢種不穩定性，令我好驚佢有一日會離我而去，同番女仔一齊，結婚生仔
而且男友係家中獨子，伯母經常向他催婚，令我更加驚直至最近，男友有一個星期冇同我行房，而且行為有啲古怪
我:我好耐冇同你＿啦
佢:對唔住，我呢排工作比較忙
我:你今晚得唔得？
佢:er......得嘅到了夜晚
佢:你好想要？
我:係。好想
佢:不如我幫你用口或者手指?
我:點解你唔肯
佢:er......er......我做咗結紮手術，唔可以同你行房住，個傷口會裂
我除咗佢條底褲，望住佢陰囊爆喊
佢:我仲諗住等過幾日先話你知我好對唔住我男友，佢竟然為咗我捱一刀
我好對唔住伯母，我一定會好好照顧你仔仔、服侍你仔仔

今日有冇Ching上去Hugo Spa 小弟剛book jor 收費係package 加 打賞 再加tips?

massage skills are more important or the outlook and sex is more important in SPA? Different customers have different needs, but i can say most of the customers are more forcus on sex rather than massage , so i think 20 % of spa is marketing on loyal customers , more focus on massage skills , in order to maintain their loyal customers and stable income , and 80% of spa is mostly forcus on sex part , body to body part . But the competitoirs in HK are too much , many spa in order to increase their competitiveness , their also forcus on other areas, such as the facilities , put more money in advertising , and even price competition . For example , the market price of The Spa charge is $398 per hour , some Spa in order to get the customer from other competitors , they lower the market price to $388 , some even lower the market price tips of the staff from $300 to $200 , in order to compete the other shops. So i think that in order to increase their competitiveness , we can change the market price of the basic massage price or the tips market price , not only by decreasing them , but some Spa even increase the market price and also increase the quailty of the services and people in order to open a high classes new target customers group to win the other competitors. But we will see how is the result in future ......

唉，之前見有人講過類似既問題，所以想係到吐下苦水。其實我係一個零仔，本身痔瘡都比較嚴重，有一次同個喜歡既一仔諗住做， 點知係埋牙果下，佢摸到d痔瘡，佢好大反應咁問：係乜黎架！ 好大粒，你種棷菜花呀！之後佢好快速咁沖左去洗手間，果一下我眼尾望到佢即時軟左....我心情突然變到死灰咁。等佢出黎，我即刻同佢解釋返其實係痔瘡黎，但佢已經唔想比機會我講，唔想再聽我解釋了..........之後當然係散水走人，之後連聯絡都終斷埋.....唉，明明舊正野埋到口都食唔到果種失落，加上被痔瘡困擾到我己經唔再奢望可以再有得做了....人生沒曬希望，亦都唔想再次發生同類事件，唯有冰封後庭.....我想問下d一仔係唔係真係咁介意？ 有冇零仔都有相同處境？ 可以幫下我嗎？P.s. 想做痔瘡手術，但網上d人話，做完會後面會收窄，平日大便都有困難，更唔好想話被入.....係唔係真？真係做又死唔做又死，這是命嗎？

話說我同前度一齊咗半年, 佢仲有一兩年就29+1(top), 而我就仲讀緊書(bottom), 呢半年經歷嘅嘢真係好難忘, 我都算係入咗圈好多年, 都拍過幾次拖, 算有經驗, 但係就真係未遇過啲咁嘅人, 係朋友面前同對住我係兩個人, 雖然好多人本身都話對佢印象唔好, 但係分咗手之後我同朋友講我哋之間嘅問題, 佢啲朋友好似唔覺得佢有問題咁.呢半年入面, 因為土地問題, 我哋兩個都無地方, 咁其實拍拖有需要都好正常姐, 咁無地方就唯有要岀去book房啦, 兩個星期book一次左右, 都唔係好過份啫, 不過我每次問佢岀去過一晚好唔好, 佢都係好似好唔願意咁, 咁我就諗係咪佢唔想嘥錢, 咁我就話我比住先喇, 佢先話去, 但係次次都要強調係我逼佢去喎
咁好啦, 其實我覺得無地方去book下房好正常, AA都合理吖, 我唔駛1仔比曬, 但係AA囉, 不過如果要AA嘅話, 佢就實話唔去, 其實點解可以咁.咁跟住就到去旅行喇, 其實我好難先有機會去到一次旅行, 一嚟錢嘅問題, 二嚟假期嘅問題, 難得有機會去, 我想book間靚少少嘅酒店房同佢sweet下, 但係佢就嫌三嫌四, 又話無必要
其實我都唔係book咩名牌酒店, 都只係旅店, 只係旅店入面想揀間大少少靚少少嘅房啫, 但係佢竟然要求佢只係會比基本房嘅價錢, 其他由要我自己負責, 跟住之後, 因為某啲原因, 我嘅budget有少少鬆動, 佢就要求我不如比曬book酒店嘅費用. 甚至連洗費都洗我嘅.咁我當時情到濃時, 緊係覺得無嘜野㗎啦, 但係到依家我就覺得佢好cheap, 好似食軟飯咁. 分咗手之後我通常都會執好前度嘅嘢收埋, 但係我發現一樣屬於佢嘅嘢都無, 即係一樣佢比我嘅嘢都無. 反而我就有好多嘢係佢度, 咁我想問佢攞返啦, 佢究竟話無, 扮唔記得, 其實我話佢cheap嘅係, 我分手之後睇返, 佢無送過一樣嘢比我不特止, 一齊半年嘅洗費都好似淨係我比咁, 我想攞返少少屬於我嘅嘢, 都要唔比返我, 仲要話返我cheap其實我唔介意付出多啲, 亦都唔係要求啲咩回報(雖然我話佢無送過嘢比我, 不過我都真係唔需要啲咩禮物), 我只係希望對方有最基本嘅付出姐, 點解做0仔做到我咁慘呢-_-

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